LP: BURNT
Unvaxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin. Women want it. Anons chase it. The timeline is infected. Born in 2021, during COVID chaos—when fear, memes, and madness became one infinite scroll—this narrative took over. Now it’s 2026. Hantanavirus is spreading. The headlines are back. The fear is back. The matrix is glitching again. Every day, thousands of tokens launch promising utility. All noise. Because when trust collapses, only narratives survive. They called it “the next Bitcoin.” Not because it made sense— but because it spread. And memes don’t need truth. They need momentum. Unvaxxed sperm is the $nuBTC.